What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.