What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.