Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!