How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.