How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.