What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle