What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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A common tater !

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny