What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

100 Foot Jokes More 100 Foot Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.