What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.