How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs