How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.