What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.