What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.