What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.