What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.