How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot