How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.