None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
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She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Stay grounded.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
because there's no Americans sitting in them.
When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
Igloos it together.
A. He uses "windows".
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Re-fried beans!
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
Nignog
A group of dentists who work together.
A dentist
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
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