Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.