Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now