Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.