Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!