What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.