How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."