What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Where does Crazy Horse live?

In an unstable.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.