What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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They're both invisible.

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He wanted to double his prophets.

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa