What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.