What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Chestnut Jokes More Chestnut Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"