Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
My chestnuts are roasting"
Roasting a chicken.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Because he was a child molester.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
They both know when you are sleeping.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
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He invited her over to net fish and krill.
Invite an accountant.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Won-ton soup
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
He was caught rustling.
He was a"salted"
They're willing to work peanuts!
Peas, man.
for disturbing the peas!
