Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
My chestnuts are roasting"
Roasting a chicken.
Because they're both roasted
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
soup
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.
They've only gotta invite one family
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Vin Diesel
A pot roast
A pot roast.
Forgetti Bolognese.
She doesn't because she's dead.
A coconut
An elephant disguised as a banana !
