What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.