What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days