What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.