What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.