What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.