What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."