Partner Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

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Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School