What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What up Holmes?

Watson

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."