What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."