What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.