What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair