What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.