How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.