What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.