What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.