How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.