How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.