How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."