How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.

' 41 Jokes More ' 41 Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41