How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

' 41 Jokes More ' 41 Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41