Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.