What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate