Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...