Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...