What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!