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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Not Egyptian Air
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"
Egypt me!
The sphinxster ....
His daddy was really a mummy.
Both have LAX security.
He couldn't see the point.
In denile
Gorillas in the mist
ANKH ANKH!!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A Tut offensive.
The Senile River
Because he was in da Nile.
Toot uncommon
His daddy was a mummy
King Nottocommon
Because it came from the Suez.
Tut-an-kham-en
Toot Uncommon.
Because, she was on her pyramid!
Because it had too many threads.
In denial.
They wished it was Anubis.
Anoobis
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
Because their daddies were mummies.
A Cairo-practor
Cairo-practor.
I'll let you know when I find out...
Toot and Car Man.
In da-Nile
They've got a "toot in common."
A Cairo-practor.
Because his daddy was a mummy
They have toots in common.
Hey we have a toot in common.
They're always in de Nile.
They always fal-afel off the tight rope.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
A Cairopractor!
Egyptian dummies.
Because they have a tutankhamun!
A Cairopractor
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff
Toot-in-common
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
Because he was stuck in denial.
Gouda Hell.
A: they're always talking about God.
Public transportation.
Move the trees closer together.
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"
The Betty Ford Clinic
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
Tutankhamun.
The farmers milk them dry.
She thought he was too controlling.
Greengos*
They only ...
A vark!