ShakiRA
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Not Egyptian Air
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"
Egypt me!
The sphinxster ....
His daddy was really a mummy.
Both have LAX security.
He couldn't see the point.
In denile
Gorillas in the mist
ANKH ANKH!!
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A Tut offensive.
The Senile River
Because he was in da Nile.
Toot uncommon
His daddy was a mummy
King Nottocommon
Because it came from the Suez.
Tut-an-kham-en
Toot Uncommon.
Because, she was on her pyramid!
Because it had too many threads.
In denial.
They wished it was Anubis.
Anoobis
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
Because their daddies were mummies.
A Cairo-practor
Cairo-practor.
I'll let you know when I find out...
Toot and Car Man.
In da-Nile
They've got a "toot in common."
A Cairo-practor.
Because his daddy was a mummy
They have toots in common.
Hey we have a toot in common.
They're always in de Nile.
They always fal-afel off the tight rope.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
A Cairopractor!
Egyptian dummies.
Because they have a tutankhamun!
A Cairopractor
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff
Toot-in-common
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
Because he was stuck in denial.
Shakira. Her hips don't lie.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Three Reichs and you're out
She thought he was too controlling.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
You can have my beer if you let me go."
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
He was in de-Nile.
He de-deuces.
Game, *Set,* and match.
Karma.