Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.