Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it