Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap