Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)