How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh