What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)