What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending