What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Matisse Jokes More Matisse Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.