What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.