What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth