What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.