What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!