What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.