An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
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Leonardo Da Itchy
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
Because it wasn't
For shortening!
Matisse hurt!
2B or not 2B?
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
Salvador Deli
Sketchy
A park bench can support a family of four.
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He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Because he was sketchy.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
They keep drawing !
A: Easel-y.
Too many strokes.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Because you can't drink and derive
WATAAA
Because 7 8 9
Paul stop monkeying around!
They're all Renaissance Italian artists.
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
Wing Chun
He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.
Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing
Bruised Lee
Rash*
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.
