An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
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Leonardo Da Itchy
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
Because it wasn't
For shortening!
Matisse hurt!
2B or not 2B?
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
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Sketchy
A park bench can support a family of four.
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He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Because he was sketchy.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
They keep drawing !
A: Easel-y.
Too many strokes.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Sorry not sorry
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Because he doesn't exist.
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A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
They're all Renaissance Italian artists.
Rash*
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
A metal band
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Cast Away
Carpool tunnels
