What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!