What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.