What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.