Atom Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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