Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.