Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges